Triathalon (without the bike riding and swimming) oh, and my birthday.

Posted On:27 Aug 2008-By:Samantha
Category(s):OMG



Haha This is really weird. I'm typing this from one of those roll-up keyboards. I'm having quite some trouble here. It's kinda hard to get used to.
So my birthday. Today I celebrated my birthday at my Dads house. i just finished eating cake. i like the traditional chocolate without ice cream, and whatnot. I got 55$ from various people not including gift cards. I got this vamptstic keyboard, umbrella for school (it pops up when you press a button), Sony Vegas Movie Studio 9, and a nail filer kit thingy.

Can't believe tomorrow ill officilly be a teenager. Mkay maybe i can. Whatever.

I appologize for the spelling and capitalation problems in this post. Not much i can do on this keyboard.

Okay you know what? I give up on that keyboard. I'm now using my laptops again. Jeez, it looked easier to type on the cover than really typing. Curse the advertisments.

Today i walked a marathon and lifted weights. Okay not like actual marathon running or weight lifting. One word: Student Aid. Oh wait. Two words, my bad.

I had to finish rows of seats in the Media Center for student aid. They weren't the plastic chairs either...but the giant wooden and padded evil chairs from h-e-double hockey sticks!!!!

Then when i thought i would be safe from the copy machine and the awful smell of ink toner and copy paper there was an EMERGENCY COPY!!! OMG!!! This was a very serious case for the people in the media center. They all stop what they're doing and turn clear the copy room. Then i've got to go in there and make the EMERGENCY request. Done.
But the girl left. So what do i have to do? Walk it all the way out to the concreteables. Not just the front but ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK.

On my way there i pass the gym class outside. They were doing the timed running thing. I resisted the urge to point and laugh. Although at least they didn't run back and forth between classes for 52 minutes...in jeans!!!

I think i lost weight from that 55 minute class period.

Bus ride of doom

Posted On:26 Aug 2008-By:Samantha
Category(s):Laughs, School, OMG



Ugghhh....i've had it with the public school bus system.

My bus ride went as follows (in the afternoon that is. The morning's not that bad)

I take a seat in row 18.
Thankfully i've only got one person next to me.
People are sitting on the isle next to me....My bad they're sitting on the FLOOR. Can you say crowded?
The kid in front of me apparently was doing something to anger everyone behind me.
They thought it would be funny to throw paper at the kids head.
Let's just say they didn't have very good aim.
I got hit with mathhomework, teacher notes, you name it i got hit with it.
Then paper didn't satify them.
They threw pens.
One word: Ow.
I got stuck in the middle of a paper/pen fight. I swear someone could have written a novel with the amount of paper wasted.
I'm sure the bus driver would have said something if he could speak English.

I hate the bus system.

Suckish Lane

Posted On:25 Aug 2008-By:Samantha
Category(s):Laughs, Updates, School, OMG



Okay today SUCKED. Hence the name: SUCKISH LANE. Unfortunatly there isn't any lane called suckish lane...that i know of. Great, now i'm going to have to google it....Or someone can for me?

I knew today was going to be bad from the moment i woke up.
Mmmkay maybe not the exact moment. Here ill, like, explain.

7 A.M. I wake up.
7:17 A.M. I apply eyeliner. Oops wrong color. Oh great now it's smeared. OMG IT'S IN MY EYE!!!!!!! Uh-oh it's not coming off....
7:37 A.M. I need to get the lunch bag off the top of the refrigerator (why was it up there to begin with?). I grab a chair and stand on it. I somehow manage to knock over everything on the top of the referigorator onto the floor...fabulous.
8:48 A.M. get on school bus that finally arived...oh my god. I forgot my science book. The same science book my teacher said she would assign detentions to anyone who forgets to bring it to class. Fantastic.
9:02 A.M. think of multiple plans (while on bus) but deside to go with plan B. I'm going to attempt to lie my way out of a detention (my dog ate it?)
11:57 A.M. Oh look another textbook to carry around from class to class. Wussup with teachers and carrying books?
3:16 P.M. YESSSS NO DETENTION FOR ME!! And i didn't even have to use my excuse....The teacher forgot her "paper" to write detentions on or something. I was disapointed i wasn't able to use my excuse...ill have to save it for the next time i forget something.

Hmm...maybe my day wasn't THAT bad....
Ive added new PNG'S for your information. Maybe you'll take a look. Actually they ummm suck. Haha. Suckish lane. Funny. Yeahhh...

New Layout :D

Posted On:24 Aug 2008-By:Samantha
Category(s):



Yay! New layout! I really loooovvveeee this one.
Mmmkay someone gave me the idea :P ALTHOUGH I'M STILL GOING TO TAKE PARTIAL CREDIT FOR THAT IDEA!!! Lucie. There's your credit! She broke her arm, but i'm not going to take pity on her :P Ha. I still don't remember if it was my idea!!! No wait! I remember now! She showed me...ooohhh...inspiration.
Lucie, i remember now! It wasn't entirly your idea in the first place, so HA!
Buahahaha. I'm weird.

My birthday's in 4 days. Yay. Blah, i don't really care.
13th birthday. Yippee. I get to spend the day in school!!! WOO HOO!!!
Hence the sarcasm.
I've got a project due FRIDAY. FRIDAY of the second week of school. And not just any project i have to do an AUTOBIOGRAPHY PAPER.
Although in 3ed person. I think i need to bring the teacher a dictionary because autobiography is about yourself....and if we right it in 3ed person then...it's not about ourself...i'm stymied (Ahem, word of the day. Meaning: Confused). Mmkay. Then we've got to write about our life and our DEATH.

HOW MORBID IS THAT?!

I don't really want to write about my death...oh i got it!!! I was bit by a vampire named EDWARD CULLEN and became IMMORTAL!!! Hahaha totally believeable. That would be fun to read to the class :P
The teacher would probably give me an A+ even if my paper was like "one day i was born...then i died."
She's scared of me :D or rather of my Mom....but still...

The Start Of Something BORING.

Posted On:18 Aug 2008-By:Samantha
Category(s):School


Ill choose one word for today (my first day of 8th grade)....boring. Oh and borings in a tie with SUCKISH...Borings in the lead though.
Okay i could explain this many different ways..i'm choosing to do it in order of class :P Enjoy....

Research Assistant (Fancy name for student aid)
OMG. The school got me on a tecnicality here. I said i wanted one teacher, and they gave me the dudes wife. This dudes wife happened to work at the school. In the library. So now everyday for 55-75 (depends on day) minutes ill be making copies and laminating papers and answering the phone (media center student aid speaking. How may i help you?). I'm going to stay away from the phone at all costs.
I've even got to sign this copy form so the teacher who recieves the copies knows that i copied them. If i mess up they can come and get me.....scarry.

Language Arts
Okay...this class scares me. It's a long storry that goes back two years ago...long story short my Mom nearly got this lady fired. She didn't seem very enthusiastic to see me.
I went to la-la land for two seconds and she was all "Sam? Did you hear what i said?" and i was all "What? Yeah!" Psshhhh....

U.S. History
Never thought id like history but i found the teacher hillarious. During the introduction he repeated himself many times. Apparently he's got memory loss. It's like his 40th year teaching. Jeez.
He was taking attendance and was all "Would you like to be called Sam or Sammy?" and i said "doesn't matter" and he said (and i quote) "Okay ill call you Doesn't Matter" ..................what could i say? I just said "Okay.."

Algebra 1 Honors
This class was like an episode of South Park. I'm dead serious this dude was like the guy from South Park who always says "Mmmkkkkaaayyyy" he said it after EVER sentence....seriously. He's got glasses and dark hair and the tall lanky build.

Spanish 1
I learned something today "desko" doesn't spell desk in spanish. This class didn't seem horrible. I need to know spanish down here in ye ol' south florida. It's turning into Mexico.

Integrated Science Honors
This teacher used to yell at me in the hallway for drinking water in between class. She's a little strict which i think is good...but jeez homework on the first day? Thanks lady.

HURRICANE FAY - HURRAY!!!
It's going to keep me from going to school tomorrow :P
I can't wait till summer vacation.
Ill probably be offline tomorrow and for a little while Florida Power and Light sucks during storms. Peace out!!!

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